O electric snowman!
Save a little frost for me.
O electric snowman!
Grant me electricity.

Give me something vaguely human
A plastic face, a frozen smile.
Give me an electric union
Then ignore me for a while.

O electric snowman!
Standing outside in the rain.
O electric snowman!
Staying cheerful through my pain.

Let's exonerate the faithless.
They're too feckless to revolt
To remind them they are living
They just need a little jolt

O electric snowman!
Keep it simple. Keep it light.
O electric snowman!
It is only for tonight.

How I long to be like you, dear:
Cold and happy, hard and bright
Though inside I'm just as hollow,
I can't seem to get it right.

O electric snowman!
Save a little frost for me.
O electric snowman!
Grant me electricity.